Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Shit.

Dear Tori Amos,

I get that your daughter brought you a lot of joy; I get that you are a cunt and that's why all talented people who at some point worked with you (Palmano, Caton, Aucoin --- ok, that was not your fault, but still) are gone because of your cuntiness; I get that your husband feels emasculated (I mean, why the fuck else would you let him ruin songs like Amber Waves, Almost Rosey, et al with his obnoxious, uninspired, untalented guitar playing?); I get that you're free to do whatever you want with your music; I know that Atlantic and Sony are huge companies that sell music, not create it; I get that you've never felt attractive and that's why you got those godawful plastic surgeries you didn't need - but I don't get 500 Miles. Especially not now that you have "complete creativity freedom".

Tori's people - grow some balls and tell her "Fire to Your Plain" was already done by Madonna in 1994!

Why would the woman who wrote "Purple People", "i i e e e", "Doughnut Song" write, play and RELEASE something like "500 Miles"?

If you're uninspired, go be uninspired somewhere else. Get the fuck out! Retire with dignity! Protect your legacy! You have reached a whole new low of suck. Impressive!

For those with a sense of humor (needed to play this song):

Edited.

(Thanks to Phill from the Hub for the song).