Maybe California, Give and Curtain Call.

Well, I gotta admit that I am quite amazed by Give, especially by the way it ends. Sounds slightly like a Portishead rip-off, which is not necessarily a bad thing, except Portishead did it first, many years ago.

I am not yet sure about Curtain Call...at least you can actually hear the goddammned piano in it!

The visualette for Give is not at all offensive, not like Maybe California's, I gotta say!

Maybe California was released today in its entirety by Tori "herself". I've yet to decide how I feel about this one. I think they could've done so much more with the strings.

So that makes:

1. Welcome to England
   
2. Fire to Your Plain
   
3. 500 Miles
   
4. Maybe California
   
5. Give
   
6. Curtain Call
   

Looking forward to Lady in Blue and Mary Jane!

*Give and Curtain Call ripped from an online video streaming. Maybe California is CD-quality.

Click.

Dragonball Evolution.

Si me preguntan por qué fui a ver esta película, les diré la verdad:

la idea original era ir pachequito al cine y reir durante todo el desastre. Pero bueno, por azares del destino de repente me vi en la sala de cine completamente sobrio. Para mi sorpresa, me la pasé riendo absolutamente todo el rato. Claro, no durante las escenas "divertidas", como cuando al tonto ese le queman los huevos --- ¡DOS veces! (en esta escena casi toda la sala de cine se rió - aunque eso sólo lo asumo, es posible que hayan estado gritando "¡pobrecito!", pero como yo sólo hablo idiomas en los que tienes que invertir el cerebro, no estoy seguro de que así haya sido). Mi teoría es que la audiencia target de esta película son los jugadores de fut-bol - cuando le dije esto a un amigo, me dice, "los jugadores con síndrome de down", a lo que respondí, "no conozco otro tipo de jugadores". ¡Vayan a ver esta película si quieren sentirse mejor consigo mismos! ¿Que no era esa también la idea de Glitter en primer lugar?

La parte más cajeteada fue cuando, después de reunir Las 7 Esferas del Dragon™, Goku usa el único deseo perfecto que tiene para revivir al antipatiquísimo actor asiático ese (Yun-Fat Chow, el Maestro Roshi) - sólo puedo decir que la pelusa que se acumula debajo de mi cama tiene más talento actoral y muchisíma más gracia al decir chistes. Veo su cara y pienso en aquel viejo amigo mio llamado Aborto Post-Natal.

Cero guión, cero trama, efectos de $15 dólares. Todo en su lugar para ir al cine y matar 100 neuronas que nunca recuperarás. Lo siento por aquellos que sólo fueron con esas 100 que les quedaban.

Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Shit.

Dear Tori Amos,

I get that your daughter brought you a lot of joy; I get that you are a cunt and that's why all talented people who at some point worked with you (Palmano, Caton, Aucoin --- ok, that was not your fault, but still) are gone because of your cuntiness; I get that your husband feels emasculated (I mean, why the fuck else would you let him ruin songs like Amber Waves, Almost Rosey, et al with his obnoxious, uninspired, untalented guitar playing?); I get that you're free to do whatever you want with your music; I know that Atlantic and Sony are huge companies that sell music, not create it; I get that you've never felt attractive and that's why you got those godawful plastic surgeries you didn't need - but I don't get 500 Miles. Especially not now that you have "complete creativity freedom".

Tori's people - grow some balls and tell her "Fire to Your Plain" was already done by Madonna in 1994!

Why would the woman who wrote "Purple People", "i i e e e", "Doughnut Song" write, play and RELEASE something like "500 Miles"?

If you're uninspired, go be uninspired somewhere else. Get the fuck out! Retire with dignity! Protect your legacy! You have reached a whole new low of suck. Impressive!

For those with a sense of humor (needed to play this song):

Edited.

(Thanks to Phill from the Hub for the song).

Tori Amos - Abnormally Attracted to Sin.

Es oficial.

El título del nuevo álbum de Tori Amos, esperado para la primavera de 2009 es Abnormally Attracted to Sin.

El álbum será acompañado por visualettes (los nuevos sonic shapes) filmados en HD y Super 8.

En lo personal no espero nada. American Doll Posse fue en último disco que me dio esperanza, pero hay que notar que eso fue antes de escucharlo.

Aquí hay mas detalles del nuevo disco y de su presentación en el festival cuyo nombre ni me ha interesado aprenderme.

Peter Griffin vs. Christina Aguilera.

CA: Wooooooooo-ooooooooooo! Aaaaaaaaaaaoooooooh-wooooooooooooooooo! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *does thing with hand*

PG: *walks into studio recording booth* OK. Uh-uh, le-let me just go ahead and stop you right there. Y-You sound terrible, alright? Y-You're doing this thing [waves hand] which is ju-just - I - I - wha-what the hell is that? I mean - A-And you look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky, and frankly you smell bad. You're pretty much offensive to all five senses.

CA: That's only four.

PG: Well. A-Actually, you know when you smell something and it gets stuck in there and you can sort of taste it? Yeah. Well, I'm-I'm tasting you right now, and it tastes awful. Truly disgusting, like salty garbage.

CA: *licks own armpit* Yeah! I totally taste it!