CA: Wooooooooo-ooooooooooo! Aaaaaaaaaaaoooooooh-wooooooooooooooooo! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!! *does thing with hand*
PG: *walks into studio recording booth* OK. Uh-uh, le-let me just go ahead and stop you right there. Y-You sound terrible, alright? Y-You're doing this thing [waves hand] which is ju-just - I - I - wha-what the hell is that? I mean - A-And you look like if I touched you, you'd be sticky, and frankly you smell bad. You're pretty much offensive to all five senses.
CA: That's only four.
PG: Well. A-Actually, you know when you smell something and it gets stuck in there and you can sort of taste it? Yeah. Well, I'm-I'm tasting you right now, and it tastes awful. Truly disgusting, like salty garbage.
CA: *licks own armpit* Yeah! I totally taste it!
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